Queue the Mission Impossible theme music...
Good evening Mr Phelps...err... Klauza,
The Maplewood Children's' Theater tech day is just seven days away, and all props, sets, and costumes are due at the theater as a week of dress rehearsals begin. As of today, construction of the set has not begun. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to construct from the menagerie of items shown in the attached photograph, an 18th century pirate ship. As always, should you fail in your mission, be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This posting will self-destruct in five seconds.
I wonder if I have any bored, artistic friends who will work for pizza and theater tickets?
